*is good girl*


*knows it*


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countkalvitus:

what the fuck is naruto

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

misterandry:

i think honestly what amazes me most about all the thin women whining about nicki minaj is that she didn’t even really insult you????? she didn’t call you unattractive or unworthy or ugly she just said “fuck you, i want some fat women out here”

like how whiny and self obsessed are u

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sufjammin2:

No shade or anything but why the fuck is Katy Perry still famous. I’m just saying she sucks no offense just saying she is terrible why the hell but no shade

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

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i barely spent money the first few days of my trip so i went berserk during shopping yesterday and bought muji scented candles, i went to a fucking moleskine store and bought a pretentious but cute museum diary and more notebooks, i got a pile of waaaay too expensive lingerie and scented lotions at & other stories, and some super comfy and cute stuff from uniqlo

mangoestho:

pro-cilantro blog.

OOOOH MY GOD i had still left some stuff unpacked at home from lowlands after i went to berlin, including a water bottle filled completely with vodka i forgot to take with me to berlin, and my mom somehow didn’t think it was suspicious that i’d carried a full water bottle back home instead of just drinking it and she put it in my brothers backpack for school AND HE TOOK A HUGE SWIG IN CLASS AT 9 IN THE MORNING AND SPAT EVERYTHING OUT KJGHSGHWEUILFKDSJV

back from berlin ;______;